scooter pumping

When a group of guys get to and rub the heads of their dicks together until someone cums.

Hey Pat stop pushing so hard , you're going to make me cum too fast and lose at scooter pumping.

by tsiehta June 12, 2016

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piggy pump

A tubular object that goes into a fatass's ass that sucks the ass out of the ass, leaving a flat ass.

I can't believe how much weight I lost with this piggy pump!

by Urban dickionary February 19, 2018

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A glorified pink mop that occasionally yells "ESSKEETIT!!!"

Yo, have u listened to Lil' Pump's new album yet?

by Ethan Valentin May 15, 2018

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Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later

by ThotWalk48 June 28, 2014

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When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

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When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

by King kupa April 12, 2015

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The resulting queef that occurs when a fat cloud is blown into a womans vagina.

John: Why is it so foggy in here?
Steve: I heard the girl that was in here got steam-pumped.

by Rysck October 17, 2017

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