Procrastinating

The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.

"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"

by panckes May 3, 2022

Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.

"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"

by AshTiko February 8, 2018

e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.

I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.

by IHateWork September 15, 2010

Procrastinator

Irina.

Irina is the ultimate procrastinator. She should be working on her assignment, but isn't.

by New Willenium November 29, 2020

procrastinating workaholic

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019