Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

Preclitament

While performing a casual movement, a female happens to fall into a position to receive oral sex.

When rolling across the bed to get up for a snack, G ended up in a preclitament .

by Justsaying75 December 2, 2016

precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

precradtunaging

precradtunaging is when you procrastinate so much that you forget how to spell

my project is due tomorrow, i may start precradtunaging

by Jddhsbsbs February 27, 2017

precradtunaging

it's a sex position were you put tunas between you and your partner

dude, you did the precradtunaging position?! You're so gonna break up soon

by Jddhsbsbs February 27, 2017

precradtunaging

SOMETHING THAT SHOULD GO VIRAL

MAKE #PRECRADTUNAGING VIRAL

by Jddhsbsbs February 27, 2017