poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

potter

an asshole, and a huuuge player.
you think he's the perfect person for you, but then he turns out to be a dickfuck and crushes your heart.

"you know potter is just using you to get some, right? he'll say whatever it takes."

by lilizzie April 7, 2009

harry potter stick fights

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

by AIGROEG May 8, 2008

Harry Potter

if you have to urbandictionary this you're obviously a muggle.

Kid 1: who's harry potter?
Wizard Kid: you're just a dumb ass muggle.

by gngr407 June 12, 2011

Harry Potter test

A test you give someone one when your unsure whether you like them or not. The first question is 'Did you laugh when Dumbledore died?'. It's best to not use the same words as those ones because you will look like a random freak.

The answer is that it wasn't funny.
The second question is 'Chocolate or strawberry icecream?'. This has been Daniel Radcliff approved. In an interview once, when asked whether he liked chocolate or strawberry icecream more he said 'Chocolate, I'm not stupid.'
That is proof that stupid people like strawberry icecream, and smart people like chocolate icecream.

The date was going badly, and I didn't know whether I should pretend I have to leave or stay, so I did the Harry Potter Test on her. She said her favourite part of the sixth movie was when Dumbledore died. I didn't even bother to ask the second question, I just avada kedavrad her and left. She deserved it.

by OrangeDough August 24, 2010

Harry Potter

An evil book series that explicitly mentions witchcraft in nearly every chapter. It is an enemy of Jesus and you should never let your kids read/watch it. Show them The Passion of the Christ instead.

"Hey, does your kid wanna see the new Harry Potter movie with my kid?"
"No, we don't want to expose him to that trash yet."
"Whatever."

by ArnoldtheRubberDucky October 19, 2014

Harry Potter

A series of very good books by J.K. Rowling, which has inrigued the world.
The five titles are as follows:
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Two more Harry Potter titles are to be released in the near future.

The next title:
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is due out on July 16th 2005

Harry Potter, son of the late Lily and James Potter and arch-enemy of the dark Lord Voldemort along with his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. Harry Potter has come across many obstacles in his life such as escaping death from Lord Voldemort leaving nothing but a scar on his forehead the shape of a lightning bolt.

Very good books I must say and no comparison to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

by Yaseen January 21, 2005