2 definitions by ArnoldtheRubberDucky
An evil book series that explicitly mentions witchcraft in nearly every chapter. It is an enemy of Jesus and you should never let your kids read/watch it. Show them The Passion of the Christ instead.
"Hey, does your kid wanna see the new Harry Potter movie with my kid?"
"No, we don't want to expose him to that trash yet."
"Whatever."
"No, we don't want to expose him to that trash yet."
"Whatever."
by ArnoldtheRubberDucky October 19, 2014
Basically a movie, except you can't see or hear the characters. It's also harder to use than a movie, which makes it a bothersome inconvenience to 21st Century progress. Parents want their children to read books because they like to see their children miserable, as it reminds them of themselves at that age. A lot of great books have been made into way greater movies, but no movies have been made into better books.
by ArnoldtheRubberDucky October 20, 2014