porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

Porkhammer

The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.

I think I saw a porkhammer today.

by StormK1ller May 15, 2016

porch room

An enclosed patio attached to a house.

Don't let the dog out in the yard; it's raining. Just let him play in the porch room.

by ekolis November 3, 2016

Poraicu

Romanian version of Chad Thundercock

Omg he's such a Poraicu! I love him!

by stergemalacur January 3, 2018

porbhgb

when an intoxicated individual hastily wants to bust a fat nut

mmmm... porbhgb

by eric roseman March 13, 2018

Porange

Verb. The act of spreading the line/clumps of grass clippings that a lawn mower leaves behind when it mows over tall grass.

My friends and I invented this word in high school so that we would have something to rhyme with orange.

After I'm done mowing, can you grab a rake and porange the lawn for me?

by Riders.OnThe.Storm June 12, 2019