poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".

Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.

by SwagmasterChick July 24, 2016

Tiddly poot

The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.

Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!

by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020

poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

poot

A guy who is smelly and has a bang.

“That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”

by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025