The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

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prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

by randman90 January 14, 2017

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jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

by Brandon Dockery April 11, 2007

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show pony

a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.

OMG DID YOU SEE HER IN THE CONCERT??? SHES SUCH A SHOW PONY !!

by Noonelikesmushrooms March 15, 2016

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