penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex

he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby

by gatorgrl December 22, 2008

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

penisbitch

A term that is said when something bad happens

Bro 1 - Yo man the party was cancelled

Bro 2 - penisbitch!

by ajay69 November 3, 2011

penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

Penis Peach

Penis peach is the peach crayon color name from the brand VaginaDick crayon company. They also have colors like vagina violet and clit cyan

I just purchased my pack of crayons for school, I love the color penis peach that it has.

by Penispeach September 4, 2014

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018