jeri peri feri

slang for "im gonna fuck your mom"
Also slang for "god"
Also slang for "im gonna fuck you"
The purest form of god; also sleeps with your mom and

Friend:hey i'm gonna jeri peri feri your mom tonight
Friend:if you do i'll jeri peri feri YOU

Friend: yo i just saw jeri peri feri!
Friend: yo!!

Friend: i wanna jeri peri feri you
Friend: ...no

hey i'm gonna jeri peri feri your mom tonight

by Kat_the_scared_fangirl March 2, 2021

Peral Jam

Dried Jizz on a girls face

i listen to peral jam because it reminds me college

I totally put peral jam on the girls face last night

by Horrus J. Walker December 13, 2010

Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.

Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.

by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 20, 2010

Penile

An extremely large penis.
Origin: The words "penis" and "Nile" combined; the Nile river being a long body of water that is worshiped for bringing life to Egypt.

My boyfiend has a great penile.

by Allora December 2, 2003

penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003

Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

by PenilleBeeeeds May 5, 2010