friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...
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A sexual 'move' performed by S & M lovers everywhere. Is performed while a man and woman are having sex. Upon request the man cuts himself and bleeds all over the lady's muff so that she gets all his 'bloodborne pathogens' and receives literally everything the man has to offer the lady.
1) Damnit! I thought I had found a keeper until that bitch requested the Bloodborne Pathogen from me! No way I was doing that shit!
2) How'd you get it?! From my wild and crazy youth, I went crazy one night and requested the Bloodborne Pathogen.
2) How'd you get it?! From my wild and crazy youth, I went crazy one night and requested the Bloodborne Pathogen.
by wordsRus February 24, 2009
Get the The Bloodborne Pathogen mug.In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
by Hexicon June 23, 2006
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Get the Pee Patch mug.A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
Get the pumpkin patch mug.A patch is usually intended to modify an executable file to improve it.
A patch is obviously a digitalized file which has been programmed to take out programming faultys and errors and replace them with a correct line of code.
A patch can be written by any programmer with a open source executable file (that they wish to modify). Patches can also be written by programmers to convert trial softwares to full version softwares, this includes games. The word for adding patches to executable files to modify it illegally is called, when spoken by someone "patched". Look below
A patch is obviously a digitalized file which has been programmed to take out programming faultys and errors and replace them with a correct line of code.
A patch can be written by any programmer with a open source executable file (that they wish to modify). Patches can also be written by programmers to convert trial softwares to full version softwares, this includes games. The word for adding patches to executable files to modify it illegally is called, when spoken by someone "patched". Look below
Gekotec: I patched my trial version game; Call Of Duty
Janice: Really? I played Call of Duty the other day and had to download a patch to improve my online gameplay expirience. But first i bought the game! 10% off!!
Gekotec: Oh, boy.
Janice: Really? I played Call of Duty the other day and had to download a patch to improve my online gameplay expirience. But first i bought the game! 10% off!!
Gekotec: Oh, boy.
by Kyaa! September 8, 2008
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