pasty

The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.

your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!

by awkward LC December 18, 2004

Half-eaten Pasty

A person who is revolting to look at, as they may have a busted grill for instance, basically this person looks like spew after a big night on the turps, or looks like a vulture has been given several hours to mutilate the face of this hideous beast.

"Geez mate! That bird you picked up looked like a half-eaten pasty"

"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."

by Dave 25 April 11, 2005

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

pasty

can be used as an adjective to describe a female or a male. Usually used as an insult, "pasty" means white.

Man, yousa pasty boy, you cracka.

by my name goes here December 23, 2005

Pastriez Bakery

A cool ass game on roblox. The community is soo fun 🤩 im an MR ther😼

I work at Pastriez Bakery! It’s so fun.
Trainings are stating soon at Pastriez Bakery.

by Bananaeateryum October 7, 2020

Patryk

A fucking wanker who ignores his girlfriend

him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*
Patryk is just a gamer

by Me oh oh oh October 21, 2018

pastrami

1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. A fat woman's ass.

1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."

2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."

3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."

by Exodus April 28, 2004