Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 5, 2009

panda question

when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal

the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!

by Nick "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Kostalas March 10, 2004

Panda-Bitch

any girl, or effeminate male who is an insomniac, but does not necessarily (a) bitch for that reason. The insomnia must sooo bad that they have gigantic black rings around their eyes, wich makes the "panda". And they must be so submissive, they would allow themselves to be anyone's bitch.

"man L you're such a panda-bitch"
"Paris is being such a panda-bitch, the dirty slut"

by mariarubbersoul September 11, 2009

Panda Eyes

When a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a Panda.

Coming out of the shower,
Marina "Oh my god my mascara ran, I have Panda eyes."
Alice "Ha Ha, me too"

by DantheFrog August 22, 2011

panda pops

While fucking a female hard up against a bathroom wall the man, close to climax, grabs the females hips and swings her round and forcefully pushes her over the bathroom sink. Still thrusting he turns on the sink tap and splashes water in her eyes causing her mascara to run. The sight of this makes him pop his load and scream Panda Pops, poppy poppy Panda Pops in a high pitched, girly, voice.

Dave : Hey Mart did you watch the game last night ?

Mart : Nah mate

Dave : You missed it...how come ?

Mart : Panda Pops mate...poppy poppy Panda Pops

by buggaluggs September 29, 2009

Panda sex

Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.

Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?

In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'

"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.

by xAlcide August 11, 2014

panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

by distingwished February 21, 2007