A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.
by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018
Get the Megan Palmermug. 
by Yonddj December 1, 2020
Get the job palmermug. what can i say about pippa palmer, or shud i say phillipa palmer. imagine your 8 years old and playing minecraft and u see an arrow shot next to ur head, you turn around and u see a skeleton, OH WAIT THATS JUST PIPPA!!! however this is strange since she has a quite larger circumstance area as she does no excersize and has a minimum wage paid job at the age of 18… disappointing! she has 0 friends and the ones she “claims as friends” were payed by her parents for years now to slowly make her more socially acceptable, quite dim and often not the sharpest tool in the shed, her eyes look asian however she is a sheep shagger and full on brexit geeza. very much a tory in which her parents despise her L😮L. that’s it basically weird girl would not recommend 3.6/10
by froglover1987<3 May 31, 2023
Get the pippa palmermug. A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
Get the Dirty Ass Kunt Palmermug. A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
by mace_on November 2, 2022
Get the Paige Amy Palmermug. Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters
by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024
Get the Cold Palmermug.