Holly Palmer

a handjob

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

by hollypalmer24 May 07, 2024

tooshoshing

The act of murdering a stranger, then making them hold something the size of your dick until they go still and then have at it.

I can't believe Dave didn't get jail time for tooshoshing that frat guy last year!

by hollypalmer24 June 14, 2024