One who is overly self-righteous about their dietary lifestyle. Who in any given situation will make you feel very guilty for your own choices.
Jane: "oh you are eating another hamburger? Wow, that's like your third this week."
John: "And?"
Jane: "I just wish you would be more healthy, you know like me. That way you won't die an early death."
John: "you are such a Pretentatarian..."
John: "And?"
Jane: "I just wish you would be more healthy, you know like me. That way you won't die an early death."
John: "you are such a Pretentatarian..."
by PittySwag June 15, 2014
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A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
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A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).
Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.
by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017
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Get the pretentious mug.Noun. The trend whereby everyday items and activities are given grander, more impressive sounding descriptions in order to fool the hard of thinking into believing they are better than they really are and that paying fives times the going rate for said items is good deal.
E.g. ‘Vermont Mountain Lakes Shade-Grown Double-Hopped Not Quite Pale Ale’ or ‘handcrafted artisanal stone ground malted sourdough’ or ‘Vengabus party classics, a new compilation hand curated by DJ Byron Smegly available on 180g single origin fair trade vinyl’
Pretentrification can be found everywhere but reaches its peak where there are high densities of beardy hipster types who think covering themselves in tattoos and dressing like Victorian lumberjacks is the height of satorial elegance.
E.g. ‘Vermont Mountain Lakes Shade-Grown Double-Hopped Not Quite Pale Ale’ or ‘handcrafted artisanal stone ground malted sourdough’ or ‘Vengabus party classics, a new compilation hand curated by DJ Byron Smegly available on 180g single origin fair trade vinyl’
Pretentrification can be found everywhere but reaches its peak where there are high densities of beardy hipster types who think covering themselves in tattoos and dressing like Victorian lumberjacks is the height of satorial elegance.
Radio DJs do not curate their shows, they play music and talk. Another example of the unnecessary pretentrification of the English language
by Monkey knuts January 27, 2019
Get the Pretentrification mug.The act of both hypocritical and pretentious, pretty much accusing others of being critic fearing cowards and trying to put their own bullshit theories into stories that aren't even theirs to begin with. And also coaxing said person into believing or saying that they are a god.
'Did you see that? She conned him into thinking he is a god and also accused him of being a coward. That's Pretencrisy.'
by MM132 October 12, 2019
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The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
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