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beer and popcorn 

a quote from the Liberal Prime Minister's communications director of what canadians will buy with the child care subsidy of $25/week as proposed by the New Conservative government.

"Don't give people 25 bucks a week to blow on beer and popcorn," Reid said during a panel discussion on CBC News: Sunday. "Give them child-care spaces that work." --- Scott Reid
beer and popcorn by that's_right December 22, 2005
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circus popcorn

An ungodly brick of pink popcorn that is case hardened and sold to the unknowing masses at the circus, carnival, fair, etc.
When I was a kid I used to love circus popcorn, but now it tastes like shit on a stick!
circus popcorn by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009

one handed popcorn eater 

a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves
dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck

Exploding Popcorn Shitbag 

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.

muddy popcorn shrimp 

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.
"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

The Popcorn is in the Bag 

code for getting a girls number in your cell phone
"The Popcorn is in the bag" - person 1

"So you got her number?" - person 2

Water Popcorn 

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.
I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.
Water Popcorn by Lowtie December 15, 2019