pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poofest

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

poofshite

Someone who is so annoying you can't even use a real word to describe them.

I hate you ya poofshite

by cheesypasta January 19, 2010

Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

poofters pizza

Quiche

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?

by Captn Pants December 8, 2015