Look at that rich bastard driving his fat BMW!
I want a piece of cake, too!
I need to get rich under all circumstances!
I gonna cut me a piece of cake!
That robbery was successful. Man, give me my piece of cake!
I want a piece of cake, too!
I need to get rich under all circumstances!
I gonna cut me a piece of cake!
That robbery was successful. Man, give me my piece of cake!
by Birthday January 14, 2006
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Chocolate man: "Cripple boy is a piece of sex"
Chocolate lady: "Yeah he is such a great person"
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Huge intimidating black guy: "Hows that ass feel?"
(hearty slap on the ass)
Terrified white girley-man: "You are a real piece of sex, you know."
Chocolate lady: "Yeah he is such a great person"
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Huge intimidating black guy: "Hows that ass feel?"
(hearty slap on the ass)
Terrified white girley-man: "You are a real piece of sex, you know."
by cripple boy!!!! May 2, 2010
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by Shiftless Mind September 10, 2004
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Get the piece of it mug.Synonymous with meat head, when referring to someone as a piece of meat, you're basically calling them doing looking or not mentally there, however physically buff to the extreme. They are exclusively male and don't usually tend to have a lot going on upstairs, and, when spoken to, tend to respond with mere grunts.
If someone is in a relationship with a piece of meat, they aren't in it because of their great personality, as they do not possess one. Instead, they are with them because they are:
1. Desperate,
2. Horny, or
3. Pregnant.
Contrary to science's claims about the missing link, it disproves the theory that man evolved from apes, but that man is actively evolving into apes, as people no longer have to be likeable to mate and instead just have to have something between their legs.
If someone is in a relationship with a piece of meat, they aren't in it because of their great personality, as they do not possess one. Instead, they are with them because they are:
1. Desperate,
2. Horny, or
3. Pregnant.
Contrary to science's claims about the missing link, it disproves the theory that man evolved from apes, but that man is actively evolving into apes, as people no longer have to be likeable to mate and instead just have to have something between their legs.
Danny: Who's that?
Tabitha: Him? That's so-and-so's boyfriend .
Danny: Really?
Tabitha: Yeah! She says that he's quite the man.
Danny: Honestly? He just looks like a piece of meat to me.
Tabitha: Him? That's so-and-so's boyfriend .
Danny: Really?
Tabitha: Yeah! She says that he's quite the man.
Danny: Honestly? He just looks like a piece of meat to me.
by @Mr.Toashty February 8, 2018
Get the Piece of Meat mug.I pretended to not remember it was her birthday. I even ignored her. I thought I'd surprise her at the end of the day with a present and maybe take her out. But the end of that day never came...
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
by Der Gelb Baron September 16, 2011
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Someone that does only the bare minimum to contribue to society. Anyone who only cares just enough to not be considered a waste of life. Someone who would not walk past someone who needed help but would only give the smallest of assistance because they really want to go fuck off and get high on meth and heroin so as a result render only the most basic bare essentials of aide. Someone who works a mediocre job in order to pay his bills and provide for his drug habits. He wont resort to crime to pay for his habits, but will only work a dead end job to cover his dope habits and still pay taxes. No interest in building or maintaining a fulfilling career or trade and is content with remedial retarded work to satisfy his needs.
His name will be something like Kyle or Gus or Clem or Jimothy or Staniel or Chadley. He is a strongly rooted in the customs of dwimplepeen and celebrates all three trimesters every year with out fail! In fact one might say he reaches his most PISSFULL state of mind during the contests and indulgences of dwimplepeen !! He has a runt of midgets acting as his only friends.
Someone that does only the bare minimum to contribue to society. Anyone who only cares just enough to not be considered a waste of life. Someone who would not walk past someone who needed help but would only give the smallest of assistance because they really want to go fuck off and get high on meth and heroin so as a result render only the most basic bare essentials of aide. Someone who works a mediocre job in order to pay his bills and provide for his drug habits. He wont resort to crime to pay for his habits, but will only work a dead end job to cover his dope habits and still pay taxes. No interest in building or maintaining a fulfilling career or trade and is content with remedial retarded work to satisfy his needs.
His name will be something like Kyle or Gus or Clem or Jimothy or Staniel or Chadley. He is a strongly rooted in the customs of dwimplepeen and celebrates all three trimesters every year with out fail! In fact one might say he reaches his most PISSFULL state of mind during the contests and indulgences of dwimplepeen !! He has a runt of midgets acting as his only friends.
Do you know that piece of shit drug addict that rents out a shed in your neighbor's backyard?
-Yeah, his name is Stew Pidassal. I know him quite well... He isn't a piece or shit, he is a PIECE OF PISS. Dont be such a richard bruh! You should get to know him before you go judging him like that.
-Yeah, his name is Stew Pidassal. I know him quite well... He isn't a piece or shit, he is a PIECE OF PISS. Dont be such a richard bruh! You should get to know him before you go judging him like that.
by Stew Pidassal November 22, 2021
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