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Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.
by heyheyheyfatalbert717 June 15, 2011
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Pendleton

An older woman who wears inappropraite, stripper-like clothing in an office environment.
Look at her..she is a total Pendleton!! She may have been hot 20 years ago, but now she looks like a sun dried raisin wearing her 10 year old daughter's clothes!!!
by Niceguyswin June 17, 2010
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penised

To be perceived as a being who has a dick and a testicle
Ashley is a penised human in her friend's eyes
by chan 6969 November 10, 2018
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Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.
"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"
by Jebb August 30, 2006
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camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.
by magicallisa March 8, 2009
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Penies

When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.
I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.
by kapaspatcha August 26, 2008
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Penilized

Being punished or penalized because you're a woman by unsympathetic males in the work place.
"When I returned, my boss and coworkers penilized me for having to take maternity leave."
by krystdopey December 2, 2010
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