Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 4, 2021

finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive

guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023

Rommel-Patton syndrome

The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.

Our last boss was a textbook case Rommel-Patton syndrome.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.

Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.

by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008

pantorant

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant

guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.

by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009

Partohol

A party at which alcohol is consumed.

"Hey, are you going to that partohol next saturday?"

by Doohick October 27, 2009

Pastordom

The world in which pastors live. Often very different from what most people think. A world of conflict and humor, mixed with oxymorons...well, mainly a bunch of morons. A world where people expect weird and unnatural things that have been instilled by tradition. People usually think pastors are not normal people, and thereby won't get a joke or have a real sense of humor. Most pastors watch Family Guy much to the chagrin of the public.

"Jose just died. Someone look for a clergy. You can find one in the world of pastordom. It is like the yellowpages for pastors."

"He wouldn't get that joke about MeMo because he lives in pastordom."

by pastord March 7, 2010