bring beef to the platter

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"

Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!

by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

pittsburgh platter

a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.

that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds

i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.

by mufasasteamer January 10, 2008

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

Pissed off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.

Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.

by Coby Sovel December 19, 2008

lily potter

lily potter,mother to boy wizard harry potter who inherited her green eyes and profected harry from a curse after she sacrified her self for her only child.wife to james potter.
sister to pertunia dursley.

'i was the only one to see her for what she was....A FREAK!'

i just saw lily potter appear in that mirror next to harry along with james potter.freaky kina s***!
That's some dark magic right there!

by crowie July 25, 2006

Harry Potter sucks

False, Twilight does.

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*

by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010