hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

Hard Pet

The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.

Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.

by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010

die-hard

a person utterly obsessed with someone or something

Jane was a twilight die-hard

by Twilight Die-hard March 23, 2012

hard to say

Difficult to explain in words. Can be used to evade answering a question.

Ann: "Does this make me look fat?"

Mike: "Um, hard to say."

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

hard core

having an intense (often excessive) interest in or enthusiasm for some particular activity, pastime or hobby

I can't believe he went to a strip club at 12:30 in the afternoon. That's pretty hard core.

by j-roc October 14, 2004

Hard Meds

Hard meds are medications taken to correct erectile dysfunction.

Hard meds are medications like Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan June 29, 2006

Hard man

Those last two definitions of Hard Man are all wrong. The first one is actually referring to a chav, which is quite the opposite, and the other was written by someone who plays too much Mega Man.

A Hard Man is someone who is unafraid of a fight and/or can take loads of physical punishment and drink.

He just smashed a bottle over the bouncer's head. What a Hard man

by Snake March 22, 2006