Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

Oyster

Slang for something or someone that exceeds or is below normal standards, whether cool or uncool depending on context.

"That is so oyster!"
"Ryan isn't very oyster."
"I can't lie, what Tom did today was pretty oyster!"

by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025

oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.

Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.

by AMunie October 18, 2012

Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 8, 2020

Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.

“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024