Stay woke

Phrase used to make sure people around you are aware of reality like the fact that the moon landing was faked or the fact the 9/11 was a government conspiracy or the fact the communists still run around the U.S.
Woke person: Are you a communist?
Unwoke person: What?
Woke person: That sounds like something a communist would say. stay woke.
by Stay woke fam March 14, 2017
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stay woke

Wake up from the bullshit you're speaking. Say this when someone is obviously talking out of their ass.
5'2" white guy: I swear I've been in the gym getting ready for the NBA Draft!
Person in touch with reality: Stay woke lil nigga. You ain't shit
by Trizzy @Tre February 18, 2015
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woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility
Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism
by Faedriel September 22, 2022
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finna woke

1. a higher state of being over normies
"I'm pregnant!"
"Okay, but are you finna woke?"
by WokestFinna February 21, 2018
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Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
by Old Phardt December 31, 2021
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crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.
Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af
by UseYourBrain18 December 03, 2021
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woke lol

bro have u woke yet lool
im woke lol
by m_ary January 30, 2018
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