German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013

German idealism

A paradigm of society which is high-truth, high-trust.

Assumes that scientific realism is a segue to idealism.

German idealism assumes scientific realism in which language is treated as a medium of truth.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

German Stickler

When you are hitting her from behind then all of the sudden yell in a strong german accent "INTO ZE POOP SHOOT!" and stick it in her asshole.

Dude 1: Yo is your girl still mad at you?
Dude 2:Yea she wont let me fuck her anymore
Dude 1: You really shouldnt of tried the German Stickler

by SlightlyTilted88 December 18, 2019

German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum

Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.

by retaregit May 17, 2014

German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022