neifi

The Absolute worst You can possibly be at something.

Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball

I was playing Risk like Neifi Perez plays shortstop, of course I lost.

by Nise March 24, 2004

Netflixathon

Spending an entire day/weekend watching an entire season or more of the same show.

What did you do yesterday? Yesterday was wasted in a Netflixathon; I'm such a loser.

by Nilj October 4, 2014

Netflix and slow

The act of two people who are romantically involved spending time together while not actually paying much attention to the Netflix istelf. Similar to Netflix and Chill except instead of leading to sex it leads to other acts like kissing, making out, cuddling, etc. Used by couples who are taking things slow and who aren't quite ready for sex at the particular time.

Bill: "So, how was your weekend, ya fucker?"

Darren: "It was pretty cool. I spent Saturday with my awesome girlfriend Dana."

Bill: "Nice, did yall netflix and chill?"

Darren: "Not quite, man. She's still not quite ready to be intimate and I respect her too much to pressure her into going farther than she's ready. We decided to Netflix and Slow instead."

Bill: "You kids and your romance. Sickening."

by Ten1 October 14, 2016

Netflix and Chill

A way of saying, "I'm just gonna watch some movies and relax", however, it was morphed into a sexual term meaning, "Hey, babe, wanna do it to Netflix?"

Early Use: I'm just gonna watch Netflix and chill".

Present Use: Hey, bae, Netflix and chill?

by Schiniqua February 16, 2018

Netflix

A pedophile streaming service that needs to be banned

Joe Biden: Hey Obama! Lets go watch Cuties on Netflix!

Obama: Sure thing!

Joe Biden: Lets go!

by Nahhloll October 13, 2020

Netflix

(verb) Similar to boycott. To use the power of a multitude of weak consumers banding together to put a dent in specific corporation's policy of screwing said consumers over for the company's own financial gain thinking that consumers will not cancel said service for lack of better options.

Citibank is adding a $15 monthly fee for the maintenance of checking accounts under $6,000 (true story)! Let's all close our accounts and Netflix 'em!

by JohnBaum November 5, 2011

netflix and chill

Used to be a way guys lured pretty girls into their bedrooms. They would turn on a movie and it would turn into sex. Now, if you don't know Netflix and Chill means to fuck, you're dumb as hell.

Aye shawty, wanna Netflix and Chill?
Hell nah, you ain't slick, I ain't tryna give you no pussy.

by GoodKidBadCity May 21, 2016