Bagel Head

A person who is rather plain, typical, or boring. A person who doesn't exactly have any special qualities to them. For Example: a barely to non-existing personality.

"You're always the same mate; dark clothes, always acting tough, you're just a plain Bagel Head man."

by Goat_011 July 31, 2020

Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct

Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel

by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Trans-Bagel

A Bagel That Has Made A Choice.

Look At Betty With Her Trans-Bagel. 0_0

by Time And Money December 7, 2016

bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them

i am apart of the bagel nation

by edentheeater December 4, 2016

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008