muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet

Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!

by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 20, 2019

mupset

being mad and upset at the same time

Dayday: I'm sorry
Kalena: Nope too late I'm mupset at you

by Anonymously hot October 7, 2012

Mupett

Same as Muppet. It is used when the username 'Muppet' is taken.

C: Muppet
J: Noooooo it's Mupett!!!

by bokchoyisgood April 26, 2019

muppeting

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

Muppetastrophe

A disaster or catastrophe caused by a muppet

Oh dear, this really is a muppetastrophe

by Jamie Poulton January 25, 2009

muppetism

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

Mupper

An open handed slap to the vagina

Joanne is kinky, she likes receiving a hard mupper before intercourse.

by Peter P. Pablo December 31, 2008