mornstipated

The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated

Teacher: why are you so late for school Johnny?
John: sorry miss, was massively mornstipated!

by bookkake September 7, 2016

moonshine whistler

Sunset clapper by night.

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright

by ragnarok666 December 5, 2016

moonsoil

tasteless filth, typically from the moon.

1:What would you like to order sir?
2:I crave moonsoil, do you supply it in here establishment?
1:of course we do, only the finest moonsoil on the back of the menu

by biggy fren May 2, 2018

Moron

Somebody who looks up "moron" in a dictionary

Do I really need of the definition I feel I would be wasting my words you fucking moron

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 6, 2018

Moonscreen

A product that one uses when leaving the basement at night.

Yo dude, use some moonscreen you are going to burn.

by Asure12 June 14, 2018

Moron

something your dad that is disappointed in you calls you all the time

Timmy: high dad
the dad: fuck off moron

by Attack_turtlecopter September 4, 2018

Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.

Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.

by Theclassicham November 15, 2018