anal mosquito

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

money mosquito

American insurance companies

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?

by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018

Dirty Mcquilkin

When you insert both thumbs into a rectum, gently widen it and take a big dirty sniff.

"Bro, I met this chick the other night and gave her the Dirtiest Mcquilken"

"I think he just gave me a Dirty Mcquilkin, but im not too sure"

by Hueyb February 10, 2019

jenny maquille

Lisa belongs on a pedi stall crafted by the gods!

Lisa my Jenny maquille

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021