mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Mookie

An strong, independent, sexy woman who enjoys being hugged, smooched and loved on.

That Mookie sure is smoochable.

by The Real Mookie November 15, 2009

Mookie Bowl

A bowl of cannabis mixed with tobacco only.

Provides an instant head rush followed by the effects of cannabis.

Im bout to smoke myself a mookie bowl.

by mrBojangles420 November 18, 2010

mookies

a combination between a cookie and a muffin

no i would not like some cookies or a muffins, i would like some mookies instead

by The_Lost_BoY October 10, 2006

Mookanightus

The next level up from being a mook. Some would call one who is a "mookanightus" the king of all mooks. Ussually drinks shitty vodka such as wolfschmidt or dubra, and uses it to lure under-aged girls to a even shittier car (such as a 1980's model purple/ moave honda civic. Tends to work at Lucy's Chicken, and has been known to fish for long periods of time. Main goal in life is to procreate, get shitted, and spread stds. Also see STD-K

Person A: Dude that kid Kyle DK is such a mook, I cant believe he drinks that shit and lures girls into his civic with it.

Person B: Nah dude, hes past the point of being a mook. He has entered the level of MOOKANIGHTUS.

Person A: Shit dude, I didn't realize. I better go hide my younger sister.

by Leeeeeeroy JEEEEEHHNKINS March 8, 2011

mookie

a dog that is abnormally cute.

LOOK at that mookie! He is dancing!!

by alexis amato December 23, 2006

mooky

A term of endearment.

How's my sweet mooky.

by Henry Jacobson March 15, 2004