momante

adj. (mo-MAHNT)
1. marked by authenticity and depth; 2. implies haute glamor and suggests some mystique or air of mystery.

Those glam sunglasses added a momante aura to his ambiguously spiritual persona.

by Cori J. November 13, 2006

momcaholic

basically an mom that because of her mom pressures and duties becomes an alcoholic, momcoholic.

moni is looking like crap, bet her kids had her running around..

yeah she's a momcaholic, she actually didnt' even drink a drop before she had those 3 kids.. now she won't function otherwise.

by monipulator June 19, 2009

MAMPAM

its an acronym for MOUTH ASS MOUTH PUSSY ASS MOUTH

i took that drunk bitch home and dirtied her in every hole! fucking MAMPAM the shit out of her.

by thessdan February 17, 2010

Mombask

skinny hairless tall african jamaican black guy that won the 100 meter dash against slow white guys and won 3 gold medals and the i eat fried chicken and drink grape soda/koolaid award for living in the ghetto

Go get him Mombask! winner of three gold medals in the 100 meter dash!

mombask had a race with a cheetah and won!

he out ran the fat white cop from "COPS"

by jerom December 12, 2010

Momaphobia

The fear that no matter what it is you are doing, your mom will scold at you for it

1: "I dont know if sneaking into an R rated movie is a good idea, my mom will get mad"
2: "Shes not gonna know, geez you have a bad case of momaphobia"

by blagbleh November 20, 2012

momhack

A tool or technique that makes some aspect of a mom's life easier or more efficient.

Mom tricks to save money and/or time.

Putting your child's pants, socks, and shoes on him while he is buckled (restrained) in his highchair and eating his breakfast is a classic momhack.

On Saturdays, I take my kid to the pet store and toy store and let him look and play, but I don't buy him any pets or toys. Another great momhack.

by MrsRis23 June 3, 2014

Momma V

The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.

Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!

by Aaamvmm October 17, 2016