mishal

god of virginity.

wow, you must pray to lord mishal everynight, you still havent touched a woman yet!

by mello333 August 23, 2009

bingo-mistake

noun - is a regrettable decision someone makes when he or she performs the second or third alternative to a desired activity out of near desperation.

G: "No, the casino is too far, I'm low on gas. Let's go gamble by playing Bingo."
A: "OK!"
(After 10 minutes of gambling, boredom and not winning)
G: "Let's get outta here!"
A: "Yeah, this was a bingo-mistake!"

by Gamaliel August 3, 2007

Rookie Mistake

Falling asleep at a sleepover first

falling asleep at a sleepover first = rookie mistake

by Civilian Gaming July 5, 2022

rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.

Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.

by cusebofo October 21, 2010

mishal

mishal....not much can be said about this simpleton. Mishal often enjoys his school days chasing others all over the school without realising they are not there! He is stupid enough to think that a certain someone was in love with him coughmelcough. Mishal has also not mastered the art of sellotape and/or blue tack, once being heard to ask a teacher (referring to sellotape) "sir how does this work" and "sir i lost my book then found it yesterday then lost it again".
Mishal often has a habit of doing dumb things in an attempt to impress people and has unfortunate facial disfigurement such as acne that make carl van tonders face look normal and a perennial gormless expression that makes people wonder whether mishal really understands complicated words such as "i" or "and". In short mishal is thick and has the mental age of a pre-conceived foetus (does that make sense?)o well mishals stupid.

"people dont make that retarded face or u may end up looking like mishal"

by melaineeeeeeeeeeeeee April 8, 2005

Mistake by the lake

Sometimes ignorant people think this can refer to any number of cities located next to a lake; obviously this is incorrect.

Jason: "Fuck the Chicago Bears, they're from the mistake by the lake!"
me: "I hate you."

by Minataur March 30, 2009

MISTAKE

Barack Hussein Obama, also known as Barry Soetoro, was a horrible mistake.

Fact: Obama is the worst president in USA history.

obama is purposely collapsing the USA economy and making Americans poorer. Seriously, obama was a horrible "MISTAKE"!

by G0D-2012 July 15, 2011