Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicletamug. 1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
Get the Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mimug. The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
Get the Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MImug. A beautiful girl which is incredible in so many ways one would be crazy not to fall for her. Sadly in many cases she is just out of reach but when she is not one should always shoot their shot. She can look deep into the darkest depths of ones soul.
Fritzi: Man oh man Mi is a hot stepper.
Fritz: We don't often do but in this case we agree even thou it would be Incredibly hard for me to say this to her face.
Fritz: We don't often do but in this case we agree even thou it would be Incredibly hard for me to say this to her face.
by Fritzii November 28, 2021
Get the Mimug. 
A vietnamese name for girls who is intelligent,cute and type of girl that you want to spend all of your time but she might be crafty sometimes.
Me:I met with a girl today .She is cheerful and gorgeous
Friend:Who is she ?
Me:Her name is Mi, i can't wait to talk with her
Friend:Who is she ?
Me:Her name is Mi, i can't wait to talk with her
by Don't use your own name November 18, 2018
Get the Mimug. Mi Tarjeta meaning green card, it is a slang term used in california and places in mexico near the U.S border meaning your ultimate weapon to achieve success, names after the green card allowing you to legally immigrate to the U.S from mexico.
by SlangFang September 24, 2015
Get the Mi Tarjeta Verdemug.