mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 02, 2017

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA October 02, 2006

Mikeys re-up

Something you don’t wanna fuck up

Yo , You fucking crack head U fucked up my re-up; yo did you fuck up mikeys re-up bro?

by Trapper05 October 23, 2020

mikey next door

obese

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad

by joseph mommah November 02, 2020

Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

Mikey-lee

Damn that guy is such a gamer he is so cool because he is epic wow what a pro gamer!

wow that guy is an absolute mikey-lee bro!

by jakeisagamer November 24, 2019

mikey farina

a raging faggot

that kid is so homo hes mikey farina

by ieatcakeforbreakfast February 28, 2014