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kippenvel meter

A theoretical scale from 1-10 used to rate the euphoria of a trance track, i.e the magnitude of the kippenvel that the track conveys.
Woah! This remix surely hits a 9.5 on the kippenvel meter!!
by Armin Van Buuren July 27, 2003
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meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat
My meat meter is down, let's go get wings
by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007
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The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana
Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter
by dankoholic November 25, 2010
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metor

that whale has really bad metor
by ivan greenfield August 19, 2008
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Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit
That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.
by Droog234 June 21, 2010
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Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.
by Bob Saget April 26, 2005
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meterosexual

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure
"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."
by rampant c March 10, 2004
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