messageschmitt

an unpleasant and unexpected message that strikes you like a German World-War-2 fighter aircraft

Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.

Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!

by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010

Messagepocalypse

Steve Job's answer to the eternal question of whether it is Textastrophe or Textmergency

"YOU FOOLS! When you send a message to the wrong recipient and it accidentally destroys your entire life it's called a MESSAGEPOCALYPSE"
"Get out of here Steve Jobs"

by ThassaBruhMoment June 23, 2020

Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

massagemosis

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.

I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.

by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007

Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

by Rod Byron January 17, 2018

disney massage

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013