Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

meriam

a mystical creature that bites unexpectedly, and then sprays sun tan lotion in people's hair

you just bit my shoulder, stop it meriam i need to get a rabies shot now. And i reek of sun tan lotion meriam likes to spray it in people's hair!

by CC May 5, 2005

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008

Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.

Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.

by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016

'Mericano

A massively large cafe Americano coffee drink. A bastardization of redneck "Bigger is better" George W. Bush patriotism ('Merica) and the coffee drink made popular in WWII Europe by American soldiers who would water-down their espresso drinks.

(Person in line at Starbucks): I'll take a short cafe Americano, please.

(Large Redneck walks up, slaps patron): This is 'Merica! We don't do nothin' short! Get this man/woman a 'Mericano!

by Neek2872 February 28, 2013

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Merchael

One who strives to sell band merchandise for the sake of band popularity.

That kyle kid won't stop asking to sell our shit, we barely know him, hes being a real Merchael.

by EatshitDie June 18, 2009