Tuna Melt

1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.
"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"

"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"
by El-Gee July 16, 2017
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melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans
my milkshake gave him a melted banana
by naomi March 25, 2005
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Melting chapstick

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night
by bastardcryptid February 24, 2020
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Cheese melt

The white trash saying used by stupid dumb people who think they know what Mexican food is and they should burnt at the cross
I am going to make a cheese melt instead of a quesadilla
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melt lord

someone you try to stay away from but keeps coming back with there so call 'vape skills'. They normally cry at the club and don't turn up to their own plans.
Peter is such a fucking melt lord
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MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit
Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.
by munk i spose March 31, 2018
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Melted sugar

A- Yo bro have you seen Kay's new girlfriend?
B- Yeah she used to swallow my melted sugar
A- Oh wow, you're a menace
by SlowKiller April 05, 2022
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