Check-Mates

Office buddies who corner you into being their friends

'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

maternal unit

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

research material

Any material that involves nudes or lewd images.

Subject A: "H?"
Subject B: ", you know, just gunna go look for more research material."

by Maledohr February 9, 2017

Anti-Material

A rifle bullet so badass they had to name it something more appropriate so the newbies don't use it for target practice

The .50 BMG ain't a sniper round it's a godamn Anti-Material shell

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

Black Market Material

A word used to describe someone who brags because they've technically broken the law, but nobody actually cares. For example, they could be a guy who litters intentionally, or fishes without a license.

Person 1: My friend won't shut up about how at a young age, he pirated Minecraft from the web.
Person 2: Wow, he's really Black Market Material.

by AnonymousBadger May 26, 2018

Material Gurl

Material Gurl is a term used whenever a young girl (about aged 14 and up) feel like they have power. They are basically female version of black air force energy, although they like to buy expensive shit.

Alicia: MATERIAL GURL!!1!!

Alex: wtf

by IcyZShiny January 27, 2022

Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.

Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011