whatever major loser

stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.

mom: clean your room
kid: whatever major loser

by kt June 5, 2003

drum major

student picked at the end of the pervious to conduct during marching season. They are at the band director's mercy for three months. They do everything they say, and they are "the model" band student. Usually a senior

band student 1: look at the drum major run to the band director
band student 2: yeah thats pretty phateic
band student 1: what do you think she wanted with the drum major
student 2: to tell the drum major that she wanted a glass of water

by Fizzle the flute June 19, 2006

English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.

1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major

by ohioman234 December 8, 2009

D Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of two sharps or flats.

D major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
D E F# G A B C# D

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

Bantorales Major

The muscle in the neck which tenses when one makes superb banter.

Woah fuck, i got a cramp in my Bantorales Major from all this fuggin banter!

by H MAYN July 11, 2010

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020

English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

by I AM SARCASM January 3, 2021