molesbian

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.

(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.

by JamesBeam December 30, 2009

mokesnap

A half half mixture of finely chopped weed and tobacco, killed in one hit from a bong. Totally fucks with your head.

"Go and make a mokesnap for me"
"That mokesnap kicked my ass"

by themilligan November 7, 2008

Molesack

A large, sometimes furry mole genitalia which replaces the regular male reproductive organs.

"I'm just stayin in tonight, I'm gonna slap my molesack"

by Krantitheous January 19, 2010

Moises

Moises is the most trusting guy you can meet. You can always talk to him about anything and he will give you his opinion on it. He always gives you advice, he’s always there to comfort you. He’s always overprotective of his friends and tries his best to help them.

boy: aye what’s up Moises
girl: oh my god it’s moises!!

by random_cool.guy January 4, 2020

molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

Modestep

Dubstep so filthy that, when audible, the listener immediately voids his bowels.

Mate did you hear that new banger by Modestep last night?

Yeh man, I totally shat myself.

Dude, are you going to see Modestep tomorrow?

Yeh, I bought some adult diapers, last time I went my legs smelt of shit for a week.

by Flangeman100 February 23, 2010

spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.

Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.

by nice cream paint job November 2, 2009