An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.
by brownmenace December 18, 2011
Get the Montezuma's roulette mug.Verb. To perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. Usually associated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person's failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.
What do you mean it's my fault you didn't get cat food? We talked about it this morning, it's not the phone's fault. I'm not trying to be montriced.
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A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
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Get the Montarius mug.A small town made famous for creating the Texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in Texas.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
Friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy...what happened
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
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Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
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