A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.
by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019
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“Hey who was that girl last night?? The one who lit up the whole party.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
by ~soup~ August 24, 2022
Get the Maggie mug.Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.
Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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You: whos that?
Your friend: the most amazing unique and fun girl to be around with, her name is maggie.
You: cool ima be friends with her
Your friend: the most amazing unique and fun girl to be around with, her name is maggie.
You: cool ima be friends with her
by urcoolperson September 5, 2022
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Has the sudden and unexpected tendency to run into poles
Has the sudden and unexpected tendency to run into poles
by Jeb_CGS September 5, 2022
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by ZMAN1501 April 22, 2022
Get the Maggie mug.A homophobic, racist Oppressor who is fully dedicated to ruining lives one person at a time,
she has been seen to say things such as "No u" in response to her bullying others, as well as "Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss"
She is a redhead who manipulates people into doing as she wishes such as joining her cult SMORE who is dedicated to defending Maggie's actions even with clear evidence not too.
NMRA will continue to stand strong together united against the force that is Maggie, until the unjust racism stops!
she has been seen to say things such as "No u" in response to her bullying others, as well as "Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss"
She is a redhead who manipulates people into doing as she wishes such as joining her cult SMORE who is dedicated to defending Maggie's actions even with clear evidence not too.
NMRA will continue to stand strong together united against the force that is Maggie, until the unjust racism stops!
Maggie bullied me today.
Maggie was racist yet again.
The reason I cried today was yet again, Maggie.
Maggie was racist yet again.
The reason I cried today was yet again, Maggie.
by Maggie the readhead May 3, 2022
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