I'm McFuckin it

When you don’t give a fuck but in McDonald

Ur mom:*exists*
Ronald McDonald:I'm McFuckin it

by raybeez July 28, 2022

Brown m&m

The m&m that will always consensually dom you

Person 1 : I'm looking for a goth gf to consensually Dom me
Person 2 : I mean, they're quite rare but the brown m&m eaters are a perfect alternative

by DaBoss135 October 8, 2022

Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'

by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023

J.M.M.L.S.A

Jerk my musket like sexy african

please J.M.M.L.S.A daddy

by NutManHesus January 29, 2023

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

I’m mental about you

A quote from the book “All the young dudes” by MsKingBean said by a gay werewolf

Lupin- I’m mental about you
Sirius- I’m mental about you too

by Pyrophobia April 9, 2023