ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy

Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards

ass lizard by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022

Lobby Lizard 

A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.

I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.

Lobby Lizard by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022

Lot Lizard 

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms

“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom “

Lot Lizard by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022

Street Lizard 

An older term by urban slang standard. A person that sleeps in drain pipes or sewers during the day then comes out to the street or dive bars at night to ingest drugs and cheap alcohol.

Cops had to go and chase the street lizards off the park benches.

Street Lizard by MarkR10 August 18, 2022

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

misting the lizard by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

The Wind Lizard 

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

The Wind Lizard by PTWL November 14, 2018

Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut 

Used often to describe college sluts, especially at UW Whitewater. To be defined as a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut is very easy to achieve. Most women that have this title often refuse to sleep with a guy but then fuck his best friend and the rest of the boys while being an utter asshole to the guys she rejected.

That bitch is a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut she wouldn't fuck me.

Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020