5 definitions by THE COON AND FREINDS
Used often to describe college sluts, especially at UW Whitewater. To be defined as a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut is very easy to achieve. Most women that have this title often refuse to sleep with a guy but then fuck his best friend and the rest of the boys while being an utter asshole to the guys she rejected.
That bitch is a Cum Guzzling Lizard Slut she wouldn't fuck me.
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020
In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 6, 2021
A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020
A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020
A stubby nigga is a nigga nugget (nugget, is a person with no arms no legs only stubs). This term comes from the pre civil war era. Stubby niggas were made by white plantation owners. Becoming a stubby nigga was most often punishment for sleeping with the plantation owners daughter and or wife. Once you were a stubby nigga they would through your ass in the hot box (hot box, is a metal box buried a foot into the ground with the top above ground used often for punishing women negros) once the stubs of the new stubby nigga were healed the overseers on the plantaion would often have some amusement with the stubby nigga before putting a bullet in his head and throwing him down the nigga hole at the Lequint Dicky Mining Co.
by THE COON AND FREINDS August 11, 2020