Bobo link

To receive dome aka a fallacious act on human male penis at a music festival, preferably in Northern California. A Bobo Link may occur in similar situations but only in public and under the auspices of music and like crowd traffic.
Dude, last night I wondered into this hippy encampment and I was bobo linked by two feral overweight gypsy's whom gave me this awful rash; the drum circle was totally killer bro, awesome bongos!"
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Cold Link

When you carbon copy (CC) someone in an email (or other messaging medium) without their permission, where there may be a reason for the person to resent being included; for example if the content of the message is controversial.
Secretary: "Hey, you cold linked me in that message to the boss - why drag me into it?"

Office Worker: "The boss said to tell you you're fired."
by LordScree September 30, 2011
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missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.
Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"
by drbollocks May 21, 2009
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Link card

A card used to buy food for folks who are very lazy and want to live on welfare and depend on the rest of the state to pay for them. Usually folks that come from rat infested places like North Chicago. Poor excuse for a city.
1.Excuse me ma'am are you going to use the link card because you are holding up the line with them 2 carts full of food. And we only have 2 cashier;s here at Aldi's
by makinde October 01, 2003
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Rhett and linking

When you “dink” your dicks together before “sinking” them into each other’s mouths in the 69 position
I totally saw Jake Rhett and linking with sam last night. It was fuckin gross
by Scott05r6 March 17, 2018
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Three linked

A drunken three way from a punk rock club.
After the divorce, marvin took skip out and three linked with some drunk punk rocker.
by Bubba viking September 22, 2021
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Jake Link

Stand up comic from new jersey who is knowen for his self depratcated humor has been apart of the opie and anthonys car crash comedy also has appered on sevral internet radio shows and has been a host on marconis regret and cluster f radio. but was knowen for his charecters with the friday nite specials cast
guy1: whos on the show to night?

guy2: Jake Link!

guy1:really? aiming low are we
by comedy25 July 21, 2009
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