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Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.
"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."
by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010
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Lenny limp Dick

a lenny with a suprisingly saggy and or limp genitalia
"Look at that limp dick over there" as he points to the phacid penis over yonder.

"Oh thats nothing but the no good Lenny limp Dick."
by Lenny Limpy December 12, 2013
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pimp limp

when walking, every time you step there is a limp with one leg or thy other, while at the same time dipping the same shoulder. Must have attitude, and a bit of a strut.
When Snoop entered the room he had a pimp limp, then everyone knew he was the shiznit.
by Greg brisbon July 22, 2006
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bitch limp

When a girl gets the shit fucked out of her ass and not able to walk properly but with a limp. Its possible that she will be dripping cum if she just finished fucking him.
Ruben: Damn did what the fuck is wrong with that bitch?

Jose: I think shes just got a bitch limp thats all

Christian: No stupid she fell

Christian: ON MY COCK!
by Jose Smiley December 27, 2007
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walk with a limp

To walk as if one of your legs is crippled due to the excessive amount of money, a gun, or jewelry in your pocket.
by dday7777 March 8, 2014
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Donk Limp

A girl's inability to walk in a regualr manner due to the enormity of her posterior, or badonk
"While walking behind A-Train in the hallway, admiring her supple badonk, Trevor noticed that she had a distinct donk limp."
by Hasselhoff Ranger August 27, 2008
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Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.
by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005
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