paparazzi lightning

The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.

Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.

paparazzi lightning by TeDePe October 22, 2008

Bed-Lightning 

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

Bed-Lightning by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

greaser lightning 

Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't

Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!

greaser lightning by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017

Hairy Lightning Strike 

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

Hairy Lightning Strike by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020

Dry Lightning 

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

Dry Lightning by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022

White Lightning 

The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.

The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!

White Lightning by sam_813 January 6, 2008

ride the white lightning 

To be really hammered to the point of not wanting another drink because you will either fall or puke but having another drink anyway. When you do this you know your going to be extremely drunk but you keep drinking anyway.

John: Bro I cant have another drink I am just too hammered I can barely stand
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man

ride the white lightning by iBooze May 21, 2011